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Joke of the Day

"Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?"

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"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."
"What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off."
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"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
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