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"The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can."

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"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike? A Piecycle."
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"My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly"
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