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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion? Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)"

"I became friends with a Lovecraftian alien.... It was a Mi-Go."

"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."

"I'm glad the unbelievably loud teenagers on this flight are all white so I can hate them."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God... I informed him Buddha was not Greek."

"Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink."

"White girls: You do know Nutella has been around for more than 50 years and is terrible for you, right?"

"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."

"I was curious what happens after you die, so I asked an accountant. The accountant responded, ""form 706""."