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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."
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"Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes."
"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"
"My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles."
"Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ""Oy Abraham I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse"". ""Ssh!"" hisses the other ""It's not till next week""."
"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""
"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."
"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"
"After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to. *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry."
"""As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas."" Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't."