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Joke of the Day
"My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles."
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"Justin Bieber said to be just devastated to hear the news on the Boston marathon . . . . . .but hopes that everyone involved are fans."
"How I like my women I like my women like I like my scotch. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke."
"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
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"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"
"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."
"Knuckle tattoo idea: BORN DEFORMED"
"Have you guys tried McDonald's new Premium McWrap? So much better than the Budget McWrap, which is a dead mouse in a cabbage leaf."
"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."