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Joke of the Day
"Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN."
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"What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman? Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off."
"Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free!"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping today? He woke up though so it's okay."
"Give a man a fish, sickening him with botulism which spreads rapidly, people begin dying in droves, STACKS OF CORPSES BLOT OUT THE SUN."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, cops aren't afraid of the dark."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health..."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. -Jackie Mason"
"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."
"Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast? A: Because their schedules are so flexible."