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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman? Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off."

"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."

"How do you impregnate an African woman? jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest."

"Mother-in-laws Two men are sitting in a pub when one turns to the other and says ""My mother-in-law is a saint,"" To which the other man replies ""You're so fucking lucky! Mine's still alive,"""

"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."

"If I had a 1$ for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars."

"What's the difference between a sweatshirt and a jacket? I don't sweatshirt 3 times a day."

"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."

"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."

"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"