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Joke of the Day

"How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words? Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know."

"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"Why don't women drink beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz."

"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."

"What do you call a paper car? A paper-machacedes"

"Girl you make me feel like a Galaxy S7 Cause I want to explode in your pants."

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help."

"PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear"

"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"