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Joke of the Day

"How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words? Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !"

"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"

"Why does Donald Trump dislike trees? Because they're brown and don't speak English."

"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""

"I am 38, last night i was out with my 19 y.o. girlfriend and someone yelled ""paedophile!"" ... It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary."

"Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers"

"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"

"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."