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Joke of the Day

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."

"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"

"Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge"

"Stubbed my toe this morning. It's because I received a chain letter in 1992 and only sent it to four of my friends."

"The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe."

"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"

"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."

"What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up? Slow clap."

"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."

"*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out"