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Joke of the Day
"A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... I'm dreading it"
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"Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit."
"What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory? Guardians of the Galaxy"
"At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured."
"There was once a magical tractor... It turned in to a field"
"I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one...."
"if you think about all the people you didn't marry, you've had a positive impact on virtually every life in the world"
"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."
"Lesson of the day: NEVER EVER make fun of an Asian woman on her period. On a related note: I got stabbed with a chopstick."
"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"