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Joke of the Day
"I've been trying to give myself a sexchange... but I just can't pull it off."
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"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"
"Did you know that the average prom... Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion."
"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite"
"What's the best insult you can say to someone? ""You are very disagreeable."""
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."
"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."
"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."
"Maybe if I do the opposite and let my kids eat off the floor, more food would end up on the table."