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Joke of the Day

"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"

"My wife and I weren't really expecting a baby, and then BAM!... One smacks right into the windshield."

"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"

"When a soldier goes sentimental, his favorite band will be Guns'N'Roses."

"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"""How many volunteers do we have for the army?"" ""384 sir"" ""okay round them up"" ""400 sir"""

"Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a ""constellation prize"" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot."

"Domestic abuse joke I went to a restaurant the other night and my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered real slow because obviously she can't listen."