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Joke of the Day
"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars He didn't get it"
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"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"Can't wait to say ""I haven't seen you since last year!"" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change."
"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"
"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"
"""I'm both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!"" -Clark Kent"
"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."
"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"
"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"