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Joke of the Day

"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"

"Sometimes I think my dog is only interested in food, then I realise that's mostly all I'm interested in as well. He's alright."

"It's so cool how math isn't real now that I'm a grown up."

"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."

"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."

"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"

"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."

"You know you're an ugly c*nt when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the library sent me a past-due notice"