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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."
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"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."
"If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too"
"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."
"I can't do this. I think I'm dying. Why does your face look like a donut? ~ me 30 minutes into dieting"
"Went to Bingo yesterday, Got two fat ladies... Worst 3some ever."
"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"
"""Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text."" -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts"
"[leaving 5 minute voicemail] ...and you can reach me at [deep breath] *says phone number as fast as possible, slurring the numbers together*"