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"What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish"
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"What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun? (Star Wars) Luke-warm."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."
"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."
"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"
"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"
"So a photon checks into a hotel... Bellman says ""Sir may I take your bags?"" Photon replies ""Nah... I'm traveling light"""
"Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans."
"What do you call a math teacher in an anime? Sin Pi"