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Joke of the Day

"What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish"

"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."

"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"

"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."

"New Bike Shop A registered sex offender just moved into my neighborhood. He opened up a bicycle shop called Pedal-Feelya."

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"My friend handed me broken scissors... I told him this isn't going to cut it."

"Remember the guy who got last place in the distance ejaculation contest last year? You should see him now, he's really came a long way since then."