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Joke of the Day

"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"

"What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? Your ex!"

"Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is ""where the hell is the pizza?"""

"A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."

"I woke up this morning to find chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"The Mars mission should include an artist to capture the alien planet The art would be out of this world."

"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."

"[about to see a boob for the first time] ""ok, play it cool, play it cool. don't say anything stupid"" [girl removes bra] ""whoopeeee"""