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"Why do astronauts bring their phone into space? Because they can get 4g"
"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"
"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."
"Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars."
"Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called ""Societal Obligation."""
"Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work..."
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"Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip."