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Joke of the Day

"How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself? Bondo. Jaime Bondo."

"Parenting: 1st kid: Document their every move 2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time"

"A guy fell in stairs.. A guy fell in stairs & got hurt, his friend told him ""put ice where you got hurt"", he took ice & put it on the stairs."

"Sex is like the Dudley Do Right Show. And her orgasm is like that poor women trapped on the train tracks while you franticly try and get her off before the train comes on her face."

"First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?"

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."

"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."

"How do you annoy a Reddittor? Repost"

"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."