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Joke of the Day
"Parenting: 1st kid: Document their every move 2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time"
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"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."
"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."
"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide."
"What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal"
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."
"How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again?"