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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it could become a first-aid kit."
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"A Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight. Storm Trooper misses every shot. Red Shirt dies anyways."
"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."
"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."
"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."
"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."
"My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car."
"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."
"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"
"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."