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Joke of the Day
"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."
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"What's a pedos favourite key? A minor."
"My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist."
"So Isaac Newton sits under a coconut tree..."
"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."
"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"
"[maid of honor speech] Never thought this day would come! Remember when you came home early & he was wearing your bra & panties [mom faints]"
"What is the difference between a goat and 9/11? You cannot milk a goat for 13 years"
"I'm going to attempt to dehydrate myself for the depravity contest. I hope I win thirst prize."
"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"