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Joke of the Day

"If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet."

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"My life is a circus... I once juggled three fire-breathing girlfriends. Bah-da-BING!"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."

"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyear s."

"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."

"""You suck."" ""No, you suck."" ""Really, you suck."" ""Please, you suck."" ""You suck, I insist."" -- Polite vampires."

"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"

"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""

"What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)"