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Joke of the Day
"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
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"Please stop looking so hot, I'm trying to stop liking you."
"I walked in and found my wife in bed with my best friend, I kicked them both out of the house. and he was the best dog I ever had"
"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."
"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"
"My Wife always asks why I make science jokes. Y*_o_* ?"
"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows."
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"