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Joke of the Day
"A man with ejaculatory disorder ran up behind me... Jesus he really came out of nowhere."
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"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Classic Russian Reversal Old one, but I still find it funny: In America, you go out to find a party. In Soviet Union, party finds you!"
"My wife says she is really looking forward to the hotel... But I have my reservations."
"What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians."
"Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady."
"Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a blackout this weekend."
"Don't die a virgin. Well it's not like you get to choose."
"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."