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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your roommate is gay? When his Dick tastes like shit"
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"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"
"So what are you doing these days? * -Oh, i just sit in my house and complain about things.. * -So how is that working out for you? * -Well i can't complain * -Oh"
"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""
"A girl and a csgo map Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed."
"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket only snatches people's watches. Credit Sanford and Son Edit: Statches"
"My ex-wife was deaf... She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."