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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes? He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out..."
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"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"""
"Mexico's prison system"
"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."
"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""
"My girlfriend and my motorcycle have something in common. The faster I accelerate the ride, the more likely I am to break my crotch."
"What does a man keep in his pants that often pokes the hole it's poked before? His keys, you filthy-minded bastard."
"Two fish are swimming together and they hit a wall, one turns to the other and says... Damn."
"Q: Mom's have Mother's Day Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday."
"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"