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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are swimming together and they hit a wall, one turns to the other and says... Damn."

"My friend's name is Jesus. So if I go driving with him, can Jesus literally take the wheel?"

"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"

"My wife started her job on a cruise ship last week. My mate asked, ""How's she getting on?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."""

"I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist."

"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."

"*walks out into irradiated air using an antique porcelain teacup as a gas mask* *dies instantly, but with a touch of class*"

"Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home. Credit : Snoop Dogg"

"FIANCE: where should we go on our honeymoon ME (after hearing there's a charizard hidden at mt rushmore): how do you feel about south dakota"