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Joke of the Day

"How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli."

"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."

"A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer"

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"

"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""

"my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner"

"Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had."

"My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat."

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"Getting a dog next week, i'm naming him Peeve It's my Pet Peeve"