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Joke of the Day

"Terrifying to think that every Chinese person is a deadly karate-bomb, just waiting for the slightest provocation to explode."

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!"

"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."

"Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."

"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."

"Why did Waldo only wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted."

"""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees."" *sighs* ""Please hold for the president."""

"Accountants are very clever opponents. They are used to being underestimated."

"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."