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Joke of the Day
"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"
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"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."
"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"
"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."
"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"
"I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??"
"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."
"TRUMP: Hillary won't stand up to America's enemies. I will. *Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*"
"U2 just announced a world tour. Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?"
"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."