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Joke of the Day
"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."
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"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."
"What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut? An *orbit*-tuary!"
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"
"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."
"An Irishman, An Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"As I was finishing a round of golf during a lightning storm, I was suddenly struck ...by how peaceful my game was with no one else on the course. I should do this more often!"
"Coworker *parks Prius Coworker 2 *locks bike up Me *bounces by on jumping exercise ball made of recycled tires* POSERS!"
"[first date] Me: that is hilarious Date: ... Me: wait, bread or dead? Date: how would my parents be bread?"
"one of the tvs at this bar is showing hockey and the other is showing an infomercial for a blender and more people are watching the blender"