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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman, An Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""

"If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?"

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"

"You know what's funny about Asians? You don't know whether they're awake or asleep. ( )"

"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Oh, you're about to earn your 3rd master's degree? I'm still working on spelling ""bananas"" without singing ""Hollaback Girl"" in my head."

"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"

"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"