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Joke of the Day
"Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person"
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"I'm sorry' and I apologize' generally mean the same thing Except at Funerals"
"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
"What's the difference between a radish and a beet? I've never radished off to OP's mom."
"Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"
"Gee this couple posted so many selfies during their trip. They must've had a great time proving us they had a great time."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graiins!"
"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."