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Joke of the Day

"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."

"A mom sat down next to me at the park, smiled and asked, ""Which one's yours?"" I replied, ""None of them... yet."""

"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"Daddy, can I have another cup of water? ""Sure, son. But it's your 12th cup tonight..."" ""I know, the baby's room is still on fire."""

"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."

"There are three flies in the kitchen. Which one is the cowboy? It's the one on the range."

"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."

"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."

"I just ran out of tissues... Lately, it's been coming in handy"