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Joke of the Day
"I just told a cow that he's being watched. I always like to make beef stew."
Next Joke
"Looking for a +1 for my wedding."
"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."
"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."
"The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss."
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"
"My girlfriend said she doesn't mind what car she gets, as long as it gets her from A to B. Which I fully support. Her boobs are far too small."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."
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