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Joke of the Day
"North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea."
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"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."
"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"
"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa."
"What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A chairy."
"Dang I didn't make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row"
"Homeless people have been known to step outside the box."
"Office Scare Prank"
"to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other"
"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"