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Joke of the Day

"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."

"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."

"Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone."

"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"

"Why are my pubes curly? Because if they were straight, they'd be poking you in the eyes."

"What do you call a fake noodle?... An Impasta!"

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."

"Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him."

"Damn girl are you playboy magazine? Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues"