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Joke of the Day

"Lost my wristwatch at a party once. A guy stepped on it while sexually harassing a girl. I punched him straight in the chin, knocking him out. Nobody does that to a girl, not on my watch."

"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"

"What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused."

"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."

"Name the four seasons Shit, Summer, Shit, Shit"

"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"

"I got fired from my job at the juice company. I couldn't concentrate."

"I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor. Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint. (Sorry)"

"A snowman and a snow-woman had a child... ...it had its mother's ice."