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Joke of the Day

"How come Apple-products have so small transistors? Children have very small hands"

"Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"

"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."

"This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either."

"me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours"

"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"

"Why were the twin towers disappointed? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane."

"Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it."

"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"

"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."