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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nut that eats other nuts? A pecan-nibal! Made this up at work while hungry."
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"People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers"
"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."
"Yep, it's a Yo-Mama joke Yo Mama'a so fat that when she goes to New York people say: That's one Big Apple."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her!"
"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come back from camp."
"Some people say it's not what you know, but who you know... I say it's not who you know, but whom you know."
"So I went to the pool... I looked at the rules and the first rule was ""The pool is not a restroom"" And I just thought to myself ""No shit"""
"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You've gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"