71829
Joke of the Day
"What's Michigan's favorite beer? PbR"
Next Joke
"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."
"Apparently the owners of Aldi and Lidl were really brothers. Presumably Aldi was the alder one and Lidl the Lidl one."
"What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture"
"Mmmmmm---let me kiss 'em !! Q. Do ya know when a strip poker game is starting to get good?? A. When somebody's got a big pair showin !!!"
"When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."
"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"
"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."
"I'm a gentleman, I never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick."