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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."
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"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."
"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."
"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."
"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"
"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"
"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."
"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"
"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."
"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"