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"So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung"
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"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."
"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."
"What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs"
"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."
"What do you call a jewish bodybuilder? Muscletov."
"""Let's name it something that people will automatically connect with movies."" - Not the guys who started Fandango."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise) **Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb."