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Joke of the Day

"The news about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week. No pun intended."

"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"

"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"

"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."

"It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help!"

"A venn diagram is a lot like two fat people sitting next to each other... There's never enough space in the middle."

"What's a pilots least favorite holiday? May Day!"

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah"

"All these fireworks and still my girlfriend has the shortest fuse."