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Joke of the Day

"A venn diagram is a lot like two fat people sitting next to each other... There's never enough space in the middle."

"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"

"Just realized that we are seriously kicking China's ass in cookie technology. So, we've got that going for us, which is nice."

"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."

"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""uck""? Fuck."

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"

"I made a promise to a dying friend... ...that I'd stop making commitments."

"What car do rich black people drive? A Countach"

"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."