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Joke of the Day

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"What does a man call a gorilla he loves? Haram Bae"

"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"

"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"

"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"

"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"

"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"

"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"

"I have reached a stage where I'm looking for a real eye opener for a girl friend. It would be a nice change because all my previous girl friends were Asian."

"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."