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Joke of the Day

"I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit."

"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."

"I was browsing sex toys online today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife's vibrators cost... She's sitting on a small fortune..."

"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? OMg"

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""

"I want to be the area under your curves."

"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"

"What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous"