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"Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il? Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year."
"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."
"The only upside to Trump's big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy's Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun"
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."
"I wasn't sure about the idea of a beard at first But its growing on me."
"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."
"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."
"Today I sent out a text saying, ""Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?"" 12 people called me...I need damn smarter friends."