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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!"

"I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched."

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so very few mice know how to dance..."

"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."

"So the Pope came to America and visited Obama and Hillary Clinton... If they don't walk into a bar, I say it was all for nothing."

"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."

"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."

"I save a ton of money on teeth whitening by not smiling."